Office Jokes

Today is the first day rabbit spends her time with MH at a plant. Well basically we have to run experiment to collect some data for our client. While waiting for the result I think of the jokes that happen in my office. Then here you are.

(1) I never success in dating FW out because he always gives me various of excuses. This is how the conversation sound like :

CR : Remarkable David ~~~ Do you wana go out with me tonite ? 

FW: NO!!! I dun accept last minute reservation!! Please Queue Up!!

Then sadly he walked away without giving me a second look ......

(2) Adrian praises me alot. This is one the compliments that I love most. 

CR: Adrian... I gona join singing audition soon . 

AY: Carol, I know you can sing but ONLY TO YOURSELF !! 

Then sadly he walked away without giving me a second look....

(3) MH cannot accept the real me . 

MH: Rabbit, I think you are weird from head to toe!!

CR: T.T  your so mean...

MH: Rabbit, I think you are weird from head to top!!

Then sadly he walked away without giving me a second look...

(4) Timothy wont even give me a chance to invite him to sit beside me. 

On a bus...

CR: *patting the seat* Timmmm here....

Timo: Walked away immediately and sit far from me. 

Then sadly I turned my head to the window and stared at the sky

(5) Ys always perves at my undies. Whenever I wear a little more revealing, she will definitely realize and tell me whats the color of undies I wear of the day. I guess shes just being too observant. 

(6) MH ever asked Pris this question

MH : Pris Where do you know this Rabbit? YOur friend kah ? siao siao one...

PS: Errrr I also duno this rabbit...

Then sadly I walked away without giving both of them a second look....

Sound like sad things to me & jokes to my colleagues :p Recently KC joked alot but unfortunately I cant remember most of them. Next time I should record all these jokes and share through my blog :p 

Happy Morning Avionee!!!!!